— Shared 2 hours ago on July 23 with 103 notes via oneokrockers (Source)


tomomiss:

☆ Mighty Long Fall 



  • me at the zoo: where are the dragons
— Shared 2 hours ago on July 23 with 185,898 notes via bottomjolrass (Source)




brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

— Shared 5 hours ago on July 23 with 169,207 notes via khimairan (Source)


The Titan Trio.

— Shared 12 hours ago on July 23 with 16,861 notes via agentrodgers (Source)




johannathemad:

shut up Sokka

johannathemad:

shut up Sokka

— Shared 12 hours ago on July 23 with 15,681 notes via johannathemad (Source)


crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

— Shared 12 hours ago on July 23 with 136,320 notes via glutenfreewaffles (Source)


merlinartfest prompt 4 [image inspir.

— Shared 23 hours ago on July 22 with 1,198 notes via brolin-truelove (Source)


sunyshore:

my favourite boys ;_____________;

— Shared 1 day ago on July 22 with 4,401 notes via temporarilyunstable (Source)




the-hound-of-sherlock:

howllor:

gothtriggers:

Scientists have developed a material so dark that you can’t see it.

"I’m only wearing black until they invent something darker."

"what are you wearing?"
"void"

Welcome to Night Vale

— Shared 1 day ago on July 22 with 84,831 notes via raggedy-spaceman (Source)


mikulios:

*turns on video game and lets the intro loop 20 times while doing something else entirely*

— Shared 1 day ago on July 21 with 33,550 notes via larunen (Source)


greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time
— Shared 1 day ago on July 21 with 139,563 notes via larunen (Source)


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